Honey, it's time for you to open your present. I got you something very, very special. It's something I know you've been wanting for such a long time. It's a nice, big, thick cock! I know how much your little dick humiliates you. All you want is a normal penis, anything remotely average would do, and instead you got stuck with a tiny carrot cock. My poor dear. Well, not anymore. Feast your eyes on this massive piece of man meat! It's all for you: your mouth and your tight, little virgin hole. We're going to spend the entire day acquainting you with your new cock. I think it's going to make us both very, very happy. Merry Christmas, babe!