I'm sitting for your family, tending to you and your siblings for the night. You're a little too old to need supervision since you're in college and everything, but I never turn down the opportunity for extra cash... or mischief. You see, I'm secretly a witch. A naughty one. It delights me to take grown men like you, and erase years from your body. You might beg me not to turn you into a little guy, regressed back by decades, but I've made up my mind. You will be turned back into a useless, defenseless blob. You'll even have to wear diapers! How humiliating.