If you're going to get to meet me, you had better know it's going to cost you! You're extremely excited - you found out that Sydney just happened to be vacationing near you and you reached out to her and successfully arranged a cash drop. You show up at her door and she answers in all her glory looking amazing. Hold it! She won't let you in however, until you place enough cold hard cash in her hand. You sheepishly hand over 40 dollars. What? That's it?? She's insulted and immediately kicks you right in the nuts. How could you be so cheap?! She knows you have more. Hand it over! You grab your wad and hand over several hundred dollars. That's more like it. She invites you to come in and you follow her into her hotel room. She sits you down and asks about the other gift you had for her. You hand over the Louboutins you bought for her. She's ecstatic now, those are her favorite! She allows you to place them on her feet. But of course that's not enough. She knows you have more. What are you going to do? Keep it all for yourself?! You know she deserves it more than you, it doesn't matter if you've already given her so much, she wants it all! You know there's no point in trying to say no to her, and you both know you love her greed. Now you had better do what she says and empty your wallet or there will be hell to pay!