It's our eighth date, and we STILL haven't had sex. I'm starting to get suspicious, the only reason I can think of has to do with the size of your dick (or more like the lack of). You need to drop your pants and show me right now if you have a small penis, before I waste any more time - and when you finally confirm what I've suspected all along, you are going to hear EXACTLY what I think of that utter disappointment between your legs. Good thing you paid for all our dates, I deserve something, now that I know you could never please me. Dickless losers like you deserve to pay the tiny tax - and if you know you're lacking and deserve to pay it too, send a tip my way and admit just how small of a man you are.