Guess who's full today - and it's not just any someone, it's you, her little foreverBaby! And guess what she's got you for Christmas today? She's got a special surprise just for you! It's a handpicked gift that's going to take on your baby potty problems head-on - a potty training book! This book is all about becoming a potty pro! No more needing to holler for nana's help – you'll be a solo potty superstar in no time! So give your full attention to nana as she dives into the epic tale of the potty storybook. It's gonna be a game-changer for all your potty predicaments! Listen to nana's storytelling as she reads about the pirate protagonist in the story, who sets out to create the most epic, mind-blowing stench ever known, taking full responsibility for his smelly stink and tidying up the aftermath like a true champ, as he gets celebrated by the whole pirate community. Ahoy there, matey! By next year, you better be independent and say goodbye to the nana-assisted potty adventures. It's all about becoming a big one and taking charge of your own bathroom business. But, for now, she's gonna deal with that stinky butt of yours and put you in a big adult diaper, so as early as now, you should start mastering the art of using the potty like the big one you say you are. In the meantime, nana's got your back (and your bottom). A quick wipe, a sprinkle of powder, a dab of paste, and voila! You're ready for a fresh and cozy diaper. So go ahead, and indulge in those festive treats, knowing you'll be all set for another round of aromatic adventures later on. And after being such a well-behaved little munchkin while she tended to your diaper duties, you definitely deserve all the cool toys to play with and an extra dose of sugary goodness from those cookies. And hey, why not top it all off with a cozy holiday nap snuggled up with your loving nana? Sounds like the perfect recipe for a delightful holiday! These are the days you'll look back on and remember with nostalgic fondness, what happy holidays!