I’m so exited for you to come home from work and greet you lovingly. But little do I know, you have a stinky accident in your pants while I’m kissing you. The smell fills the room and I search around for it only to figure out that it’s coming from you. I spot the big bulge in the seat of your pants. The smell is so bad, I tease you relentlessly all while gagging and plugging my nose.