Surprise, surprise! It's that time of year you love so much... The time when you're allowed to devour every sweet treat we offer, guilt-free. Yes, absolutely all of them, even the special one we've prepared for you... By the way, this little candy cane isn't just going to go in your mouth: but you suspected as much. We've planned to make it go back and forth between your ass and your tongue, so you can fully enjoy the taste and smell. Yuck, another degrading activity to take the piss out of you! Are you ready, my big turkey? Time to get stuffed!