Ugh, what do you want, stepbrother? You want advice on girls?? You’ve never had a single date in the whole time I’ve lived here, what would you even need advice for? Yeah, I’ve dated lots of guys and they’ve all had big dicks. Yes, obviously, girls like guys with big dicks. You want me to tell you if yours is big or not? That’s disgusting – but fine. Drop your pants and show me. Uh, I thought you were going to show it to me hard? That’s not hard. Jerk it, show me how big it gets. That’s not hard. Is this a trick? I promise I won’t laugh at it, I’m only laughing at how pathetic you look rubbing it like a girl! I’m going to warn any girl not to date you, but don’t worry, I won’t say anything about your penis. Oh fine, no hand gestures either! I think you have the answers to your question, now get the fuck out of my room!