You know, I can just tell you that you lied about your dick size on your dating profile. I can always tell when a man has big dick energy and you are lacking in every way! Now that we’re alone, I’m going to get proof that your dick is below average. In fact, if I had to guess, I’d say 3 and a half inches, maybe? If you want to get it as hard as you can to show me, you can! I know you’re the loser here. You see, I never fuck cocks under 8 inches. I’ll show you just how big that is because your special awareness is clearly lacking! You should just stick to jerking off and stop trying to get laid by lying on your dating profile!