Custom: No name Teacher Is Upset with You - 5 Cigarettes Well, here we are again in detention. Why are we here? The whole time I’m teaching, all I can hear in the back of the room is you talking. Talking all the time. It disrupts everyone. I’ve been trying to ignore you, but I’ve also been trying to think of a way to make you stop. <light up cigarette. Take a couple of drags blowing smoke away from my face. You look frustrated> This is what I have decided is going to happen to you in detention today. Today, you are going to sit there quietly. You are going to be quiet for as long as I say starting now. <you smoke, looking away. Take another drag and just blow it away. Take another drag and very suddenly, you lean in and blow the smoke in my face, smile and giggle> What’s the matter? Don’t like smoke in your face? That’s what it looks like. <laughing> Well, I think we found the answer. <more smoke in my face> Every time I catch you talking, you get another detention, only the whole time, <more smoke in my face> you have to sit there and I will blow thick cloud after thick creamy cloud of smoke right in your face. You like that? <take a drag, lean in, and slowly blow a thick un-inhaled cloud into the camera, and giggle> Ooooh! That one was thick! Did it smell good, young man? Those ones always smell good. You know what smells really good? The first drag of a freshly lit cigarette. <put out first cigarette even if it’s not done and light a second, puffing the smoke into the camera, and giggle> Mmmm. See? I can tell you like the smell of my smoke, don’t you. Well, even if you don’t this is fun for me.. Go ahead, smell my smoke. I’m going to keep blowing smoke into that little face of yours. young man. Maybe I can blow a smoke ring right around your nose so you can really smell it. <continue smoking into the camera, blowing smoke and giggling. Improvising on the above script>