What have you been wishing for all year? Were you a good little man to deserve to have your wish come true? OK! Then you will be my Christmas dinner, and you will be able to fulfill your dream of being part of a perfect goddess. You will be swallowed and the first sight will be my sexy uvula! That's if my teeth don't finish the adventure first, but if it escapes my teeth, you'll see my uvula, you'll smell my drool with an intensity never imagined, and as it goes down, you'll swim in my viscous liquid! Isn't it the best? This is the moment that you will realize that your dream will be short-lived, because if you manage to reach my conscious stomach, you will be able to follow the decomposition process that my body will do to you, reducing this little man to a ball of slime, and my intestines will suck out everything that is good in you, so that the next day you will find your final destination far from me, in some sewer that will be your eternal rest!