You may be surprised to see me here in your home, dressed in sexy festive clothing, but fear not, I’m just one of Santa’s helpers. I’m here to deliver you some news. You see, you are on the verge of being put onto Santa’s naughty list and you do not want that. You see that nose of yours is going to get you into a lot of trouble. I’ve heard that naughty nose just loves to sniff and inhale and so I’ve been sent to test that. As I order you to sniff and inhale, it’s clear that the rumours were true- you’re completely addicted to sniffing. You sniff when I say, inhale when I say and hold it in for as long as I say. A completely weak, helpless, sniffing addict!