Welp! It's only a couple days before Christmas, and it's just the two of us all day! What do you want to do? Wait, you have a Christmas girt for me? It's my bonus? That can't be right... your dad usually gives me a nice fat check for Christmas. What's that? He said I have to EARN IT? What do you mean? Open my present to find out? OH MY GOD do you know what these are?! They're called Anal Beads, and they're supposed to go in my butt! These anal beads are enormous, though! I don't know if they'll even fit in my tight little asshole! It's like REALLY tight! Oh, you already know that and you want me to try anyway? You're the boss, Applesauce!