For Christmas I’m giving all of you toilet lovers the gift of your dreams! A farting video! We all know when it comes down to Christmas, you kind of HAVE to make cookies and milk right? Well, that’s unfortunate for us who are lactose intolerant. I still decide to indulge in a nice cold glass of milk though. It’s not very long before I regret this decision, and am slowly stripping out of my clothes and farting my stinky lactose farts in your face!