I didn't spend any money on you slave, but I did get you the most priceless gift a little fart sniffer could want. A festive dose of my fantastic farts! Look at me in my cute candy cane dress and my nude pantyhose, I know that nose is tingling in anticipation of my Goddess gasses. Come here, get in nice and close to my big booty while I release some gas clouds onto your face, sending you straight to heaven. You love worshipping the noxious fumes that come from my fanny while I tease you. Enjoy the best present you'll receive all year, the only one that keeps on giving what you truly want. Merry Happy Fartmas fart boy!