You really fucked up when you confided in me that you’re a virgin! I wasn’t exactly caught by surprise, but it was still a shock to hear it come out of your mouth! I can’t help but share the news, and tell you exactly what I think of the fact that you have lived a completely pussy-free adulthood. I can’t resist sharing my predictions for your future as a virgin. Some people are just a lost cause! Man, you REALLY fucked up telling me!