Ugh! I made cookies for santa, and I thought we had milk but when I checked in the fridge, the milk was expired! We can’t have cookies with no milk?? No… you don’t have to go to the store. I have a good milk replacement! Follow my jerk off instructions with my red gloves on, which I flash you, until you cum in my cup for milk! We can’t just put them out now, we have to taste test them! And by we, I mean you. Open up nice and wide to try the cookies with your boy milk!