This Christmas special SPH is brought to you by the lovely, size queen Goddess EmberMae. I know what a complete waste of space you truly are, how you don't even recognize what a real man is, because you are so far from it. There's no chance you're ever gonna score any pussy in this life, so I've decided I'm gonna make you gay. Might as well be serving big black bulls when you're of no use to the female race. LOSER!