JOI & CEI: Cum for your boss and get back to work

It's time for your end of year performance review and I must admit, I am terribly disappointed by your declining productivity at work. I ask you about the reason for your constant distraction and I am quite surprised to hear the answer. Being the benevolent and imaginative boss that I am; I come up with a solution that might get us both fired: jerk off for me and get back to being the amazing employee I know you are. Did you make it to the end?