I want to be perfect for the Christmas party tonight, and my Santa costume must not have any imperfections. That's why I'm so sad thinking that I don't have a nice swollen belly-just like the real Santa's! How can I do that? Uh, I have an idea. I could try my hand pump... Slowly, from my mouth, I start swallowing the air I pump with my hand. It works! My cheeks swell rhythmically as I slowly begin to feel my clothes getting tighter and tighter... I have to get rid of them! Phew! How can I completely trap the air in my stomach without letting it out when I stop pumping? Oh but of course, a clothespin on my nose will do the trick. That way the air has no way to get out and gets trapped inside me, going down lower and lower: into my stomach, into my intestines. ... Now I'm really perfect for my party, but... what if I give a couple more pumps? It really is an addictive feeling... just one more... and one more... until BOOOOM!!!