It's time for us to have a little talk, young man. Now that you're my step-son, I would like to set some ground rules. I come from a long tradition of strong, dominant women. We believe that all families should be led by a matriarch. The men should obey and be disciplined when disobedient. You, unfortunately, lack any sort of discipline. Don't worry - your new step-mom is going to change all that. I've devised a program of physical correction that will be applied daily to help you mend your ways. We're going to start right now, as a matter of fact. Now climb over my lap and I'll introduce you to my paddle...