Poor boy! You've worshiped me from afar for so long. You crave my attention and acknowledgment. You would do absolutely anything to be mine. The problem is, you're just too pathetic and sad for me to associate with. Hmm, then again, I may just have one use for you. You aren't worth the dirt on the bottom of my high heels, but you might be useful as a waste receptacle. Would you like to be a toilet for a superior girl like me? Do you think you could handle being my human portapotty? Day in and day out you'd be up-close and personal with my glorious, curvy ass and beautiful pussy...