Oh good, you’re home. I think you and I need to have a serious talk, right now! While I was out, I got a text from an online dominatrix. I can see from your face that you know EXACTLY what I’m about to say! They had pictures and videos of you doing ridiculous, humiliating things, degrading yourself for her amusement. What the fuck is wrong with you?! Have you got no shame? I can’t believe I ever thought you were anything other than a complete and utter weirdo, because that’s exactly what you are! Spending all your money on an online dominatrix who has you carrying out all these embarrassing tasks! I warned you about watching online porn, but this is a whole new level. You are going to pay for this, I’m now going to make it my life mission to ruin your life! You will never get a woman again, EVERYBODY is going to see these pics and videos of you – your boss, your loved ones, everyone! I deserve so much better than you and I’m going to get it. I’ve heard all about your best mate and how big his cock is and I am going to go out there and get him, whilst you cry about everything that’s happened. It’s what you deserve, cunt!