A high hover piss. I'm doing something I haven't done in ages.. I'm squatting to pee instead of sitting. Because it's been so long that I didn't even think to hide when I adjusted my labia before I began to pee. Adjusting was to prevent leg le while I hovered over the toilet seat, one less thing to worry about for the 50+ second long stream. Thighs burning as I finish pissing, I notice the splash marks on the toilet seat. I grab some tissue and wipe up the mess I left behind, just barely missing my hand as I do so. After the follow-up dribbles, I wipe & get back to the real world.