Little Cupcake had an accident at school today, and you're very angry. I'm super sorry, but it was an accident - I swear! I know you want me to be potty trained soon, but I like wearing diapers! They're nice and comfy and I don't have to stop playing when I need to potty. And it also means I get to spend more time with you! I know you like changing my wet diaper, making sure I'm properly cleaned, and sniffing and licking my wet diaper. Don't you want to keep doing that? Won't you miss our special time when you change me? Please don't make me wear grownup undies!