(Interactive Clip with Checklist at the end)
This for the gooners who know there is not quitting. Who have accepted their true purpose and fate as a goonaholic and want to embrace being a goon all year long! Aren’t you tired of the cycle? Binging then trying to quit over and over again, it must be so exhausting. You’re never going to quit gooning, you’re addicted and your life feels empty and incomplete without it you NEED gooning. You need me. I was gracious enough to take the time to make you a check list of 2024 resolutions to further your goon addiction, the greatest pleasure on earth. Can you complete them all?