I pick the lock on the door and skulk in. This is my first robbery and I'm giddy at how well it's going. Looking fresh in my business attire, wearing my black blazer, black loafers and red socks, I'm confident in my abilities and can't wait to start. As I sneak around the kitchen, I find my feet stuck. I look down and notice that I'm stuck in tar. Even worse, the whole ground is covered. Who leaves tar on the floor?! I struggle tirelessly, trying to pull my shoes out, but have no luck. I decide not to let this stop me, so I pull my feet out of my shoes and step in even more tar. And now, my socks are stuck. I pull and tug, eventually pulling my bare feet out of my socks and stepping in even more tar with my bare feet. Yuck... icky. My foot squelches in the tar as it coats my sole and oozes between my toes. Ughhhhh. I'm frustrated, but determined. It will take more than this to dissuade me. Grunting, struggling and breathing heavily I tug and tug. (This custom includes lots of closeups of my feet and my disgruntled face as I slog through the puddle.) After a massive tug, I yank my bare foot out of the tar and step directly onto a nail. I yell, grab my foot and fall back into the pile of tar. I am completely in shock and now my entire body is stuck in the tar. I struggle like a bug caught in a trap and get even more messy as I struggle to get out of the black mess. Eventually, I leave my blazer in the tar as it is just too stuck in the mess. Back up on my feet, I'm eager to get on with the robbery I've got to make it worth my time. I take a step forward, only to overcorrect, and fall face forward and faceplant in a pie. I cannot believe this. How humiliating. I try to wipe the pie off of my face but have no luck. When trying to grab a towel to wipe off, I accidentally pull a string, which empties a huge bucket of red gunge over my head, drenching my body and clothes. In absolute disbelief, I find myself covered head to toe in mess. And finally, I've had enough I give up and slog back through the tar to leave the house. Arrogant and conceited at the start, I leave absolutely humiliated by the film's end. I may have to think twice the next time I consider robbing a house.