You goon your life away with such little self control you almost can't even be blamed for it. Almost. All you do, day in and day out, is pump your useless goonstick with your useless fist, ruining your life and relationships. You're such a loser that you probably don't have much of either of those. Your triggers own you, and if you think you're just a normal guy with a porn hobby . . I'm here to tell you the humiliating truth.