You have been my nerdy friend for a long time... you hear about all of my dates and guys I'm dating. I thought you were gay! Turns out you had a crush on me the whole time. You know the only reason I hang out with you is because you pay for everything and do everything for me. I guess you'll have to learn your place today. You can cheaufer me and my date and also pay for it! if you do a good job you can come back to the house and do chores while my man and I have alpha sex in the other room... if he likes you, you can stay and serve us both.