Where are you? You're with me now. Don't ask too many questions. Your wife was sick of being poor and you not bringing in enough money, so she sold you to me for the weekend for me to do whatever I want with you. You are going to do everything exactly as I say all weekend, be my ultimate slave, no matter how humiliating or disgusting the task. If you don't do a good job, I may just have to show you the power of a giant. If you DO a good job, I may never let you go...