Making a life commitment to a greedy bitchy Dominatrix sounds terrifying, and it is! But you don’t have a choice right now. If you don’t agree to this contract, people will find out very peculiar things about what you do in your personal time, especially the personal time you and I share together. All of which I have well documented to use as extortion at my transgression. It’s so great to be me, and so scary to be you right now.