Have you ever thought about how very...loud men are? They have such an inflated sense of importance, acting like society will simply crumble if they don't bless us with their super unique and valuable point of view! Unbeknownst to them and their oversized egos, the world would be so much better off if they simply shut the fuck up. For all their posturing about being the superior sex, men sure are weak, stupid, and easily controlled by beautiful Women like Me! If you're a man, I'm confident that My frank, honest lecture will convince you of the value of shutting the fuck up. The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.