This isn’t a nightmare; you’ve awoken in an alternate dimension. You discover that you’ve been sentenced to castration. Three strikes and you’re out. First, you were brought in for jay walking, then shoplifting, then armed robbery. Women don’t need men like you walking the streets and after removing your balls, you won’t be walking anytime soon! I’m the warden here and I will gleefully describe 3 different ways we could remove your testicles. I will inspect you and see which way will be best for you. One of them takes a long time, one of them is very quick, but messy, and my favorite involves this little hammer. Do you know what we’re going to do to you?