I caught you spying on me whilst I was doing house chores. I mean, you weren’t very sly, I caught you hiding in plain sight even though you’re a tiny, little man! I’m so amazed at just how tiny you really are, so I pick you up, take you to my bedroom, and tease you with my body and my words. You look terrified, but that only makes the whole situation better…for me! I put you into my mouth, and you’re fighting for your life, but I don’t care, and I swallow you anyway. I show off my belly, where I see you trying to get out!