Since you told me about your fart fetish that seems to be the only thing you want from me. So, I went off and found a REAL man. I have a date with him tonight! In fact, my stomach is a little gassy now so how about you suck the farts right out of my asshole before my date... he's a real man and doesn't like farts so I need to be cleaned out before our date... A few hours later I come back from our date a little sore. His big dick hurt my asshole and you need to soothe it better! Nevermind that he shoved so much air and cum in my ass that it keeps exploding out of me!