You feel drained. Lifeless. You can’t focus, you’re irritated and you can’t figure out what’s wrong but I know. You’re going through goon withdrawals. You’re a goonaholic, an addict and you need your goon fix. Your hit of goon fuel, your hit of Goddess Alissa. Don’t worry gooner, I’m here to cure you. I’m here to fill your mind up with my porn drift away while it courses through your body and takes over your hard drive. Feel my power take hold of you and all of your withdrawal symptoms fade away and be replaced with intense euphoric pleasure. You’re hit of dopamine is here. Breathe it in and release. Tits. Ass. Jerking motions. My words echo through your mind. I know what you need gooner. I know you better than you know yourself.