[custom] I’m a security man trying to stop you from using the toilet (closed / out of order or something). Wearing jeans/pants with a belt would be perfect. You tell me that you’re busting to take a piss. You tell me there’s nothing I can do about it and I’m not stopping you from taking a piss etc. You tell me that if you need to go, you're going! I keep arguing so eventually you tell me that that’s it, I need to piss! You unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and take a big relieving piss in the toilet. You pull your pants up, zip up your pants and tell me that you’re all done and tell me that you feel so much better now. I’m still there complaining after so you put me in my place like: ‘Yeah that’s right, I just took a piss’, and rub it in that it's too late you're all done and feel so much better. Smile and give me the middle finger.
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