Your leash around your neck is a sure giveaway that you're someone's pet, and chances are it's the hottest Jasmin Jai. So why are you standing there then? Get down on your knees, embrace your inner puppy, and assume the cute puppy position, obediently kneeling over her like the pet you are. You're already aware that she treats you more like a puppy pet than a human being, and now that she's decided you qualify as her pet, you can expect to be exposed to the world of pets and the duties associated with caring for a pet. So when she wants to play fetch with you, stop doing other things and run for the ball. It doesn't matter if anyone is watching or not when she squeaks the squeaky toy; you have to get down on your knees and reach for it like it's gold. If she says she wants to play, you better be ready to join in! Get those jaws in shape, unleash your inner canine, and give that carrot a good old tug! Feeding time means you should get down on all fours and wag your tail like a puppy. You'll be accustomed to eating out of pet bowls and getting 'pet meals' from her as her new pet. Get used to eating pup food and sipping water out of pet bowls, and you'll be trained to eat only when she gives you the signal. Get your tail wagging like a pro as she gives you the green light to chow down in the pet dish. Nothing more, nothing less; you'll be eating scraps even if they've already fallen to the floor, and that's all you're allowed. If anything you should totally embrace your inner playful pup and bounce around with joy when it's time to play! When it's time for her to leave the house, you'll need to put on your leash and collar so she can take you with her as her pet. As a matter of fact, if you get lost, she'll make you a little nametag that says "Jasmin's Bitch" with her address so you can always find your way back to her, your rightful and true sole owner, with your mugshot plastered on posters all over town. But why would you want to consider leaving when being her pet is better than anything you've ever experienced in your pitiful human life before? It's a far cry from your boring old human existence, that's for sure! Just a few sips from the pet bowl and you'll be hydrated enough to conquer the day as a puppy. You're also gonna have a puppy bath later and it's gonna be fun, as you wag your tail, and squirm with your 'puppy body' once you get yourself wet. There are dozens of strays outside who would love to play fetch with her, but she still picks you. How much of being her pet slave are you able to take? Or are you just going to do what everyone else does and piss and poot all over her house? Don't make her give you up and take you back to the pound, where you belong. She can get another good puppy whenever she likes, so there's no point in worrying about being irreplaceable. Continue your puppy-like yapping and get louder. Now, give a little bark to her kitty. Pathetic.