A brave fan wanted to take me on in a fart contest, I am to play his farts then try and beat them, I play his farts and I laugh at how pathetic they are and tease how it’s not going to be hard to beat these farts, I fart longer than that in my sleep! I turn around wearing my fart onesie and do a long fart well I definitely won that round Through the 5 rounds I play your pathetic attempts at farts then beat them At the end I’m crowned with the fart cup I told you I am the queen of farts now who is next? #farting #fart #gassy #humiliation #Onlyevamarie