You’ve always been so homophobic saying such weird stuff when guys are just trying to be good friends and always being so mean to women. But one day it all clicked for me. You’re a closeted gay! No reason to be scared you wont suck dick good. You’re a natural born cock sucker. Thinking about getting your fudge packed. Having all these gay fantasies as soon as you’re alone with another man. You should just go out there and start getting fucked by dudes.