I've hard a hard workout, now I'm starving! It's time for lunch, after I get out of these tight yoga leggings and strip down to just my thong and tiny white top. I spread my ass to relish how good the cool air feels against my skin after my hot gym session. Ahhh, much better! My ass is free! Now I can sit down and enjoy my tiki masala. Even if it does make me a little gassy. It's just me here, so I can let out alllllll the farts I've been holding in at the gym. I keep feeling a little tickle in my ass crack, but I assume it's just a bit of sweat from my workout. I'll just ignore it. This food is so GOOD, I have to have it! Mmmm. After a few minutes of enjoying my lunch (and a few farts), I just can't help but notice that the tickly squirming sensation against my right ass cheek just won't stop. Did I sit on a bug or something? Hmm. What IS that?! I reach back to check and find... a TINY? What is a tiny little man doing in my chair? I ask you a few questions about how you got under my giant ass and why you're so small, but I'm distracted by the chicken caught in my teeth from my meal. That gives me an idea ... you're the perfect size to be my toothpick! You can reach all the hard to get places between my massive molars. And at least it's some way for someone of your miniscule size to be of use to someone like me. Now be a good boy and get all the food out of my teeth. Yes, I promise I won't swallow you! Just try not to fall in or get crushed by my tongue. I can't promise you won't get eaten if you do. *Burps* OOPS, I'm sorry for burping in your face like that - I hope it didn't knock you out! You still have a job to do! Goooood. I think I'll reward you for being such an excellent tiny toothpick. You'll be going back under my ass to be my own personal fart filter from now on. Snugly tucked into the back of my thong, smooshed and ground deeply into my huge ass and slightly sweaty crack, right where you belong. Try not to get squished between my cheeks. I let out a few more taunting farts right into your face and giggle. Your fate is sealed, tiny one. You're going to be worshipping my giant ass and filtering my farts for as long as I want!