My friend Phoenix and I were invited to an awesome New Year's Eve party. The music was great, the beverages were strong, and there were so many people there. It was great to be at a party on such an exciting night! At least it was, until Dave showed up. Phoenix and I had found a quieter corner to chat for a little bit and rest our feet from all the dancing, but she got a little too excited when she saw Big Dick Dave across the room. Jumping up to run and say hi, she knocked into me and spilled her cocktail all down my dress. It was sticky and awful. Feeling it on my skin made me feel queasy. The worst was that I couldn't just wash it off. There were no napkins, no towels, the bathroom was broken so people were lined up already, and to make it worse, Phoenix was cold so she wouldn't loan me her jacket! Fed up with the feeling on my skin, I decided to just take the dress off and hoped no one would notice. There were so many people, and they were mostly all busy doing other things, I could get away with this right?