I know that your request for me to wear heels is not just because you like me to dress up. For you, it's more. You love to see the light shine on my pitch black pumps. They make my feet look so elegant. My calves look so toned. My posture tall and proud. But for you, it's all about the heels themselves. Heels make you weak, and my heels make you lose your mind. I've got you right where I want you, under my shoe.