You Can't Stop Me From Peeing

I'm at a club and you are security. You tell me the bathroom is closed but I REALLY have to pee! So I tell you I'm doing it no matter what you say and walk right past you! You follow me and I drop my jeans and panties right there and you watch me piss! I don't care. I calmly pull my pants back up and laugh at you. Then I tell you off and flick you off!