It is without a doubt the highlight of my day when I get to make fun of small dickhead losers. I mean, just take a look at it; it's so insignificant that it practically doesn't matter. A little dick and a lack of money are the worst possible combo in the history of the world. You will, unfortunately, be responsible for paying your own way eternally. There is nothing you can do to change the fact that your dick is too little to satisfy anyone. Absolutely nothing.