We all know cashpoints have daily limits, they’re there for your safety and to stop you from people stealing money from your account. I really dislike them, that’s why you’re going to listen to how you’re going to have a new daily task and at the end of the month, you’re going to deliver the proceeds directly to me. After all, sending money online is so easy and impersonal – I love the smell and feel of cold hard currency. It makes me so wet. Make me wet.