You’re our new coworker and I’ve heard its your birthday so I’m here to make your birthday as miserable as possible. A birthday isn’t a birthday without the birthday bumps right I mean Trumps… I lift up my dress and give you nonstop farts right in your face sniff them loser! Now for the party food... You don’t deserve to eat food off the plate, and I make you watch as I fart your food all over the floor and tell you to eat it up. Now time for your birthday cake. I have one cupcake with a candle in and I put it in front of you and blow the candle out with my farts repeatedly before sitting on the cake and squashing it under my farty arse. Now have your cake and eat it… #farting #fart #fartfetish #gassy #assfetish #Onlyevamarie