Why won't you let me go to the bathroom, Daddy? This isn't fair! I mean, I know I've been having more accidents than usual lately... but I can't help it! And I'm so nervous to wet this pull-up - I really need to go potty, and I don't want it to leak - especially not after you said it's back to diapers if I do!  Oh no... I'm going potty! And my Goodnite can't contain it all - there's a puddle of pee on the floor, and my socks are all wet now! Do I really have to go back to diapers...? Really? Okay, fine... I take my wet socks off and you hand me my new underwear for the foreseeable future - a crinkly, disposable diaper cute enough to be for a baby! How embarrassing... I tape my diaper on and show you my handiwork without any pride. I'll try my best to keep my diaper dry for you, Daddy.