You’re pathetic in countless ways, but one of the more embarrassing little tidbits about you is that you’re a PREJAC LOSER! A “one pump chump.” You squirt within minutes… no… seconds? Hahaha. Pitiful teeny little amounts of time. You can’t even last with your own hand, let alone inside of a pussy! You are such a deplorable little minute man! Each touch brings you embarrassingly close to an accidental orgasm. I’m going to give you a shameful little 3 second countdown to cum, because that’s all you’ll need — if you even make it that far.