A friend calls me up and asks me to babysit their tinies. The truth is, I love to eat tinies. Once I'm inside, I go nuts and absolutely devour all of the tinies. Hundreds disappear as I cruely eat them. I keep feigning ignorance to where they could all be going as I continue to feast. I grow and grow until I'm a blimp. Eventually I eat them all. As I waddle out, I receive a call from a different friend looking to hire me as a babysitter for their human sized gummies. Despite being full ... I accept.